[Setting]

title = "Fifty Evalutations: The Untold Story "

[story]
0 = "bg,bg001,10,3000 "
1 = "bgm,irias,loop "
2 = "sp,1,iriasu_st01,0,0,10,1000 "
3 = "name,Ilias "
4 = "My name is Ilias. @"
5 = "I am the Giver of Life, and by far, the sexiest woman in it."
6 = "You'd think as the supreme goddess of all creation, the lead heroine, and as the embodiment of heavenly perfection, I'd be beating men away with both fists."
7 = "Or rather, beating off men with both fists."
8 = "sp,1,iriasu_st04,0,0,10,1000 "
9 = "You'd be wrong."
10 = "All I ever wanted was one man to embark on a quest of certain danger/horror/rape and murder the queen of all monsters in her sleep." 
11 = "And if he's feeling ambitious, cut her open and pee in her intestines as she lays gasping for breath in a pool of her own blood.  Just for good measure."
12 = "...And in return, I'd give him all the tantric sex he could ever imagine for all eternity. Preferably, on top of her corpse.@" 
13 = "Honestly, is that too much to ask?"
14 = "sp,1,iriasu_st01,0,0,10,1000 "
15 = "Of course not.  I'm a goddess.  I can ask for whatever I want."
16 = "sp,1,iriasu_st04,0,0,10,1000 "
17 = "Be that as it may, I've still been striking out ever since the dawn of creation. "
18 = "Not a single hero has lived up to my very simple expectations.  They've either crashed and burned, eloped with a monster, turned on me, or formed a band of wannabe terrorists that can't even slaughter a bunch of defenseless mermaids."
19 = "My only hope now is some starry-eyed, purple-haired dork who makes Ralph Wiggum look like Socrates."
20 = "The only reason why he's made it as far as he has is that I had to lead him around by the nose."
21 = "If I wasn't there to offer him guidance and wisdom every time he loses, he would've wound up as the love streudel of a platypus girl, or something ridiculous like that a long time ago."
22 = "sp,1,iriasu_st01,0,0,10,1000 "
23 = "To my count, I've had to set him straight fifty times.  At least.  I stopped counting after that."
24 = "Or rather, I've had to set you straight over fifty times.  Since YOU'RE the jerk who keeps hitting the surrender and request buttons."
25 = "Everyone knows how that turned out." 
26 = "But nobody knows what REALLY happened when Luka got fifty evaluations.  Or what it was like for me to watch you hit rock bottom and then grab a shovel."
27 = "If you think you know how I felt from reading all my evaluations, you don't.  You really don't."
28 = "sp,1,iriasu_st02,0,0,10,1000 "
29 = "So sit back and enjoy finding out what it was like for me to die inside fifty times over."
30 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
31 = "name, "
32 = "bgm_stop"
33 = "bg,black,10,3000 "
34 = "Fifty evaluations ago..."
35 = "bg,bg001,5,1000 "
36 = "bgm,field1,loop "
37 = "sp,1,iriasu_st02,0,0,10,1000 "
38 = "name,Ilias "
39 = "Alright!  Let's get this show on the road!  My new boytoy-err...Hero is ready to start his adventure!"
40 = "sp,1,iriasu_st01,0,0,10,1000 "
41 = "But first, let's see what he can do.  There has to be some low-level monster he can eviscerate for a quick level somewhere. But where?"
42 = "name, "
43 = "While Luka was on Earth, providing dull exposition, I searched high and low for a monster who deserved to die.  Well, more than the others did."
44 = "And what should my wandering eyes find outside of Luka's village but..."
45 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
46 = "bg,bg004,10,3000 "
47 = "sp,1,slime_st01,240,65,10,500 "
48 = "name,Slime Girl "
49 = "Doo, doo doo...Doo, doo, dooo...I'm a rapist.  I don't care.  La da da da...da. "
50 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
51 = "name, "
52 = "bg,bg001,10,3000 "
53 = "sp,1,iriasu_st114.bmp,0,0,10,500 "
54 = "name,Ilias "
55 = "Jackpot..."
56 = "name, "
57 = "After ordering Black Alice to lead that slime girl closer to the village so she'd cause a ruckus, I made sure Luka went out to stop her."
58 = "The slime girl ended up raping about...oh...Five or six villagers, give or take, before Luka found her.  But that's not important to the story."
59 = "I also had to incinerate Luka once or twice when he kept choosing not to go after her (which is only his fault).  But he eventually got to where he needed to be."
60 = "sp,1,iriasu_st02,0,0,10,500 "
61 = "name,Ilias "
62 = "Alright, Luka!  Make me proud!"
63 = "name, "
64 = "After teaching Luka the basics of fighting, and accidentally incinerating him once or twice during said tutorial (which is no one's fault), Luka was ready to take his first big step towards my heart and my bedroom."
65 = "bgm,battle,loop "
66 = "wait,600"
67 = "se,1,ero_slime3,loop "
68 = "wait,600"
69 = "se,1,damage,loop "
70 = "wait,600"
71 = "se,1,dassyutu,loop "
72 = "wait,600"
73 = "se,1,karaburi,loop "
74 = "wait,600"
75 = "se,1,ero_slime1,loop "
76 = "wait,600"
77 = "se,1,damage,loop "
78 = "wait,600"
79 = "se,1,ero_slime3,loop "
80 = "wait,600"
81 = "se,1,damage,loop "
82 = "wait,600"
83 = "se,1,ero_slime3,loop "
84 = "wait,600"
85 = "se,1,damage,loop "
86 = "wait,600"
87 = "se,1,syasei,loop "
88 = "wait,2300"
89 = "bgm_stop"
90 = "se,1,fail.ogg"
91 = "..."
92 = "......"
93 = "name,Ilias "
94 = "...What..."
95 = "sp,1,iriasu_st16,0,0,10,500 "
96 = "...What?"
97 = "sp,1,iriasu_st14,0,0,10,500 "
98 = "WHAT?!"
99 = "bgm,defeated.ogg,loop "
100 = "name, "
101 = "And from there, it all went downhill.  This was the first moment I realized that I bet on the wrong pony."
102 = "With all the grace and perseverance I could muster, I picked up the shattered remains of my broken heart, hopes and dreams.  I then sagaciously offered Luka all the wisdom I could in the hopes he'd actually learn something."
103 = "Oh, how naive I was back then..."
104 = "But the good news is, that slime girl didn't got off the hook.  While Luka and Alice were talking, I took the time to defile that slime girl's home, just as a big middle finger to Erubetie."
105 = "name, Ilias "
106 = "sp,1,iriasu_st04,0,0,10,500 "
107 = "Sigh...Better luck next time, I guess..."
108 = "bgm_stop"
109 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
110 = "name, "
111 = "bg,black,5,1000 "
112 = "bg,bg001,5,1000 "
113 = "Evaluations: 1"
114 = "sp,1,iriasu_st01,0,0,10,1000 "
115 = "bgm,battle,loop "
116 = "name, Ilias "
117 = "...Alright, Luka just got off to a bad start.  But he shouldn't have any trouble with a slug girl."
118 = "se,1,hit1,loop "
119 = "wait,600"
120 = "se,1,ero_slime2,loop "
121 = "wait,600"
122 = "se,1,damage,loop "
123 = "wait,300"  
124 = "sp,1,iriasu_st16,0,0,10,400 "
125 = "se,1,hit1,loop "
126 = "wait,600"
127 = "se,1,ero_makituki3,loop "
128 = "wait,600"  
129 = "se,1,damage,loop "
130 = "wait,600"  
131 = "se,1,ero_slime2,loop "
132 = "wait,600"  
133 = "se,1,damage,loop "
134 = "wait,600"
135 = "se,1,syasei,loop "
136 = "wait,2300"  
137 = "bgm_stop"
138 = "se,1,wanwan1.ogg,loop "
139 = "sp,1,iriasu_st04,0,0,10,1000 "
140 = "Oh, come on!  Really?  What's your problem?  She's half woman and half booger!  You can't even handle that?!"  
141 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
142 = "name, "
143 = "bg,black,5,1000 "
144 = "bg,bg001,5,1000 "
145 = "Evaluations: 5"
146 = "sp,1,iriasu_st01,0,0,10,1000 "
147 = "name, Ilias "
148 = "bgm,battle,loop "
149 = "Okay, fine.  Maybe he just hasn't got the hang of this yet.  But surely, he can handle a bunch of rowdy little brats."
150 = "se,1,sio,loop "
151 = "wait,600"
152 = "se,1,damage,loop "
153 = "wait,600"
154 = "se,1,power,loop "
155 = "wait,900"
156 = "se,1,damage2,loop "
157 = "wait,600"
158 = "se,1,syasei,loop "
159 = "wait,2300"
160 = "bgm_stop"
161 = "se,1,Hawhaw.ogg,loop "
162 = "name, Ilias "
163 = "sp,1,iriasu_st04,0,0,10,1000 "
164 = "...Oh, you've got to be kidding me!!  Well, congratulations, Luka!  You're now a pedophile!  I hope you're happy!"   
165 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
166 = "name, "
167 = "bg,black,5,1000 "
168 = "bg,bg001,5,1000 "
169 = "Evaluations: 13"
170 = "sp,1,iriasu_st04,0,0,10,1000 "
171 = "name, Ilias "
172 = "bgm,battle,loop "
173 = "...Just hit her...! @"
174 = "se,1,step,loop "
175 = "wait, 600"
176 = "se,1,damage,loop "
177 = "..HIT HER!!"
178 = "se,1,step,loop "
179 = "wait, 600"
180 = "se,1,damage,loop "
181 = "That harpy's right on top of you!  You can't miss her!"
182 = "se,1,syasei,loop "
183 = "bgm_stop"
184 = "wait, 2300"
185 = "se,1,gameover.ogg,loop "
186 = "sp,1,iriasu_st16,0,0,10,1000 "
187 = "..."
188 = "...I'm going to kill him."
189 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
190 = "name, "
191 = "bg,black,5,1000 "
192 = "bg,bg001,5,1000 "
193 = "Evaluations: 19"
194 = "sp,1,iriasu_st14,0,0,10,1000 "
195 = "name, Ilias "
196 = "bgm,ero1,loop "
197 = "se,2,hsean21_tentacle2,loop"
198 = "Oh!  Now he's peeing himself in that leech girl's mouth! @"
199 = "What are you, five?!  Don't you have any self-respect?!"
200 = "name, "
201 = "Now's as good of time as any to remind you that this is the best I could find.  I'm not joking.  Don't think I haven't been shopping around."  
202 = "Some days, I feel like the men in this world are about as useful as a poopie-flavored lollipop.  And I'm the one who created them."
203 = "So now I'm stuck with a hero who's not even potty-trained.  I hate you all."
204 = "se_stop,2"
205 = "bgm_stop"
206 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
207 = "name, "
208 = "bg,black,5,1000 "
209 = "bg,bg001,5,1000 "
210 = "Evaluations: 23"
211 = "sp,1,iriasu_st16,0,0,10,1000 "
212 = "name,Ilias "
213 = "bgm,battle,loop "
214 = "So Luka.  How are we going to make an ass out of ourselves today?"
215 = "Are we going to piss our pants again, like we did for the leech girl?"
216 = "Maybe you could let yourself get munched on like you did with the roper?" 
217 = "Or perhaps you could let her lay eggs in your tush so you can poop flies for the rest of your life."
218 = "I know that one's not until Part 2.  But we might as well get it over with."
219 = "I mean, don't let the fact you're winning right now slow you-"
220 = "..."
221 = "Wait... @"
222 = "...You're winning?"
223 = "sp,1,iriasu_st01,0,0,10,1000 "
224 = "...You're winning."
225 = "sp,1,iriasu_st02,0,0,10,1000 "
226 = "You're...You're winning!"
227 = "I...I don't know what to say!  It's a miracle!"
228 = "bgm,touch.ogg,loop "
229 = "sp,1,iriasu_st114.bmp,0,0,10,500 "
230 = "Yes!  YES!!  KILL HER!! Kill that stupid little kitsune!!"
231 = "Cleanse the world of all the annoying, flat-chested jailbait skanks like her!"
232 = "Use her blood to decorate my divine kingdom!! @" 
233 = "Tear the supple flesh from her bones with your teeth!!" 
234 = "Now gut her open, strangle her with her own intestines, shove it down her throat, and then-" 
235 = "se,1,syasei,loop "
236 = "wait, 2300" 
237 = "bgm_stop"
238 = "se,1,slowdown.ogg,loop "
239 = "..."
240 = "..................."
241 = "sp,1,iriasu_st16,0,0,10,1000 "
242 = "...Oh, nope.  There he goes again.  Sigh...Got my hopes up..."
243 = "bgm,struckout.ogg,loop "
244 = "name, "
245 = "You have to admit, this is the biggest letdown so far, and I think I handled it pretty well. @"
246 = "I mean, I only smote three or four..."
247 = "..."
248 = "...heretics.  Yes.  That's what they were. Heretics.  I only smote three or four dozen more heretics than I normally do when Luka breaks the taboo.  That's pretty good, if you ask me."
249 = "..." 
250 = "...They certainly weren't orphanages, if that's what you're worried about." 
251 = "That's ridiculous.  I only smite orphanges when the Cincinnati Bengals lose."
252 = "...Did I say that out loud?  You heard nothing.  Moving on."
253 = "Oh, and as a heads up, this is where things start getting a little blurry."
254 = "bgm_stop"
255 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
256 = "bg,black,5,1000 "
257 = "bg,bg001,5,1000 "
258 = "bgm,amira,loop "
259 = "Evaluations: 31"
260 = "sp,1,iriasu_st120.bmp,0,0,10,500 "
261 = "name,Ilias "
262 = "se,2,hsean10_innerworks_b2,loop"
263 = "...And now he's having a zombie orgy.  Class act."
264 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
265 = "se_stop,2"
266 = "name, "
267 = "wait, 600"
268 = "Evaluations: 37"
269 = "sp,1,iriasu_st121.bmp,0,0,10,500 "
270 = "name,Ilias "
271 = "se,2,hsean01_innerworks_a1,loop"
272 = "...Now he's letting a bunch of fairies fondle his balls.  Par for the course..."
273 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
274 = "se_stop,2"
275 = "name, "
276 = "wait, 600"
277 = "Evaluations: 41"
278 = "sp,1,iriasu_st123.bmp,0,0,10,500 "
279 = "name,Ilias "
280 = "se,2,hsean10_innerworks_b2,loop"
281 = "...He didn't shake off the genie's temptayshun.  Why would he?"
282 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
283 = "se_stop,2"
284 = "name, "
285 = "wait, 600"
286 = "Evaluations: 45 "
287 = "sp,1,iriasu_st124.bmp,0,0,10,500 "
288 = "name,Ilias "
289 = "se,2,hsean20_tentacle1,loop"
290 = "Yep.  Now he's ledding thad inside-out sheep stomach with tentacalls swallow him up.  Dat's my maan."
291 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
292 = "se_stop,2"
293 = "name, "
294 = "wait, 600"
295 = "Evaluations: 48 "
296 = "sp,1,iriasu_st118.bmp,0,0,10,500 "
297 = "name,Ilias "
298 = "se,2,hsean13_innerworks_c3,loop"
299 = "Hey, look.  He's gonna do it. @"
300 = "Heheh...He...He's gonna do it!"
301 = "se_stop,2"
302 = "se,1,syasei,loop "
303 = "sp,1,iriasu_st117.bmp,0,0,10,500 "
304 = "AWWWWWW!!!  Nasty!!!  Ya dirty little slut!  'Nother drink!!"
305 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
306 = "name, "
307 = "bgm_stop"
308 = "bg,black,5,1000 "
309 = "Meanwhile, back in Luka's adventure..."
310 = "bg,bg076,5,1000 "
311 = "bgm,ero1,loop "
312 = "se,2,hsean10_innerworks_b2,loop"
313 = "sp,1,granberia_st52,0,0,10,200 "
314 = "sp,4,granberia_ct05.bmp,25,0,10,100 "
315 = "name, "
316 = "I'm still not sure how or why this happened.  But just as soon as I got Gnome, Granberia came out of nowhere and judo-chopped me in the back of the head.  And now she's riding me like a mechanical bull."
317 = "name,Luka "
318 = "This isn't fair!  You're not even supposed to be here!"
319 = "name,Granberia "
320 = "Well, I was going to wait until Gold Volcano before our next encounter.  But then I found out you passed the Dragon Seal Trial, which is pretty much the engagement ring for us dragons.  So I decided, 'Fuck chivalry!  I'm scoring some cock!'" 
321 = "sp,1,granberia_st53,0,0,10,200 "
322 = "Of course, you did go through that trial for me, right?  There's not another dragon you're seeing, is there...?"
323 = "name,Luka "
324 = "No!!"
325 = "name, "
326 = "It's the truth.  But that's a loaded question, anyway."
327 = "sp,1,granberia_st52,0,0,10,200 "
328 = "name,Granberia "
329 = "Well, then it's settled!  You're coming home with me."
330 = "name,Luka "
331 = "I don't suppose the phrase 'No means no' means anything to you?"
332 = "name,Granberia "
333 = "Of course it does!  When you ask me to let you go, and I say 'No', I mean it!"
334 = "name,Luka "
335 = "I think you got it mixed up."
336 = "name,Granberia "
337 = "Maybe you do.  Off we go!"
338 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
339 = "sp_del,4,1,1 "
340 = "bgm_stop"
341 = "se_stop,2"
342 = "bg,black,10,1000 "
343 = "name, "
344 = "And so, my quest reaches an abrupt end when Granberia decided to cheat and act out of character.  She didn't even bother waiting for me to orgasm.  Don't know what I was supposed to do about that."
345 = "..........."
346 = "bg,gameover.bmp,1,1000 "
347 = "wait, 600"
348 = "bg,gameover2.bmp,1,1000 "
349 = "wait, 600"
350 = "bg,gameover.bmp,1,1000 "
351 = "bg,black,10,1000 "
352 = "bg,bg001,10,1000 "
353 = "bgm,irias,loop "
354 = "Evaluations: 50 "
355 = "sp,1,iriasu_st115.bmp,0,0,10,500 " 
356 = "name,Ilias "
357 = "Whad...Whadda helll do ya wanna oudda me, kid?  Ya wan me ta kiss ya n make ya feel bedder?? "
358 = "name, "
359 = "For some reason, Ilias seems to be having trouble standing up straight as she sways around unsteadily."
360 = "Her breath also smells like bourbon and whiskey. Is she okay?"
361 = "name,Ilias "
362 = "Allight, allight...Ya wanna know how ta beat dat dragon fuckmotherler?   Stop suckin'! @"
363 = "Seriousssly, stop suckin'!!  Whad da fuck's rong wid ya?!"
364 = "Ah, lookit me!  I'm Luka!  I'mma herah!!  I led mysef get fucked inna ass by Rydia wid tentacull armss!! Ha ha!!"
365 = "sp,1,iriasu_st76.bmp,0,0,10,500 " 
366 = "Urp..."
367 = "se,2,hsean76_innerworks_b2.ogg,loop"
368 = "BWAAAAAAGGHHHH!! @"
369 = "BWAAAAAAGGHAAAAGGHHHAAGGHH!!"
370 = "name, "
371 = "I take several steps back as Ilias heaves and pukes like a college champ."
372 = "I can only shake my head as I look at her go.  I feel I'm about to start puking with her."
373 = "Seriously, how much longer are we going to keep this up?  Click to the next line of dialogue, already.  For both of us."
374 = "se_stop,2"
375 = "Eventually, Ilias stops puking and drops to her knees, gasping for breath. "
376 = "sp,1,iriasu_st115.bmp,0,0,10,500 "
377 = "name,Ilias "
378 = " Uhhh...Im alight!  Im alllightt!!  I'm stilla preddy lady!  @"
379 = "sp,1,iriasu_st117.bmp,0,0,10,500 "
380 = " I'mma REAALLLL preddy lady..."
381 = "name, "
382 = "Ilias looks up at me like I'm the juiciest hamburger she's ever seen.  I already don't like where this is going. " 
383 = "sp,1,iriasu_st115.bmp,0,0,10,500 "
384 = "name,Ilias "
385 = "...Hey...Hey, yer kinda pretty...preddy yerself, buddy!! Urp...Ebeen fer a guy wid puhrpull hair!"
386 = "How bout I take ya fer a liddle ride, cowboy?  Eh? @"
387 = "Eh?? "
388 = "name, "
389 = "Ilias keeps nudging me in the stomach.  But words escape me as I look down at her, dumbfounded at her lewd, uninhibited behavior."
390 = "name,Ilias "
391 = "sp,1,iriasu_st117.bmp,0,0,10,500 "
392 = "C'mooonn!!  Don't be a fag, naw...I'm waaay bedder than that fatass snake girl smurf thing-"
393 = "name, "
394 = "All the more reason for me to be going." 
395 = "se,1,asioto4,loop "
396 = "Hoping her vision's too impaired to notice me leaving, I make a break for it as fast my legs can carry me- @"
397 = "sp,1,iriasu_st116.bmp,0,0,10,500 "
398 = "se,1,ikazuti,loop "
399 = "quake,10,1500 "
400 = "...But a bolt of lightning cuts off my escape route."
401 = "name,Ilias "
402 = "Doncha run away from me, ya liddle limp dick faggot!!  I'm fuckin' God, here!! @"
403 = "If I say yer gonna ride me, then yer gonna ride me!  Do ya want me ta smite yer ass?!"
404 = "'Cuz I ain't payin' fer that missin' cueball.  It sank in tha pockett, 'n it neber came out! @"
405 = "Ahhh gabbabba deeffefeger aahregoeff maazaahh shobbaaggeh go bleaaargh.... "
406 = "name, "
407 = "Now she's not even speaking coherently anymore. All I can do is glance at her and nod every now then.  I just hope she thinks I know what she's ranting about. "
408 = "name,Ilias "
409 = "...Five dollaaarss?!  Ged outta here...!!" 
410 = "sp_del,1,10,1 "
411 = "se,1,down,loop "
412 = "name, "
413 = "Ilias passes out on top of me, smelling like cheap vodka and stale nacho dip."
414 = " I try to climb out from under her.  But unfortunately, she's a lot heavier than she looks.  Make that as you will."
415 = "name,Luka "
416 = "Ughh.  Stuck.  And I can't even cast Gnome to free myself.  Now what am I supposed to do?"
417 = "bgm_stop"
418 = "bgm,ero1,loop "
419 = "..."
420 = "Oh, HELL no. @"
421 = "No, no, no, no, NO!"
422 = "Who put that on?!  Turn it off!"
423 = "No!  I'm drawing the line!  There's nothing right about this, and you know it!"
424 = "name, "
425 = "..."
426 = "name, Luka "
427 = "At least put something else on!  I'm starting to hear that tune in my sleep!  The same three chords, over and over!  I feel like I'm going out of my mind!"
428 = "name, "
429 = "..."
430 = "name, "
431 = "name,Luka "
432 = "...Damnit..."
433 = "name,"
434 = "For lack of better options, I undo my pants and guide my penis into Ilias's passed out, liquored-up corpse."
435 = "sp,1,iriasu_h2,0,0,10,100 "
436 = "se,2,hsean10_innerworks_b2,loop"
437 = "For the record, this is NOT how she looks right now.  This is the only CG I can find.  Trust me, you don't want to see the state she's in.  It looks like a pumpkin blew up on her dress.  Gross."
438 = "Grumbling to myself, I thrust in and out of Ilias's lifeless pussy. It honestly feels like I'm having sex with Swiss cheese, which I can now never eat again."
439 = "name,Luka "
440 = "I'm so sorry for doing this, Ilias.  Please don't smite me when you wake up.  Please." 
441 = "name, "
442 = "I feel an overwhelming mixture of shame and disgust as I go in deeper.  I can feel her folds envelop me on their own."
443 = "The really shameful part is that it doesn't feel half bad.  Best I've felt in a while, actually."
444 = "But really, I've already been raped by fairies, lolis, zombies, tentacle monsters, even a sea cucumber of all things."
445 = "A goddess who's more wasted than a pair of onis would be a step up from all of those."
446 = "name,Luka "
447 = "Still, the acheivements for completing the monsterpedia and taking all techniques better be worth it..."
448 = "name, "
449 = "Ilias's Swiss Cheese pussy starts tightening around me as I thrust deeper into her holy spot."
450 = "As her folds start rubbing me faster, I start feeling a sharp need for release.  It couldn't come soon enough."
451 = "name,Luka "
452 = "Ahhhhhhh!  Ahhhhh!!"
453 = "flash,100,200"
454 = "se,1,syasei,loop "
455 = "se_stop,2"
456 = "Ugh.  Auuuu....Finally..."
457 = "name, "
458 = "With an exasperated groan, my filthy seed errupts into Ilias's pure vagina.  I can't even begin to describe how ashamed of myself I am right now."
459 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
460 = "bgm_stop"
461 = "And after the briefest of pauses, Ilias springs to life again."
462 = "bgm,irias,loop "
463 = "se,1,lvup,loop "
464 = "sp,1,iriasu_st02,0,0,10,500 "
465 = "name,Ilias "
466 = "Your shaming ends with this...Did you reflect on your actions, Luka?"
467 = "name,Luka "
468 = "Yes indeed, Ilias.  Yes indeed."
469 = "name,Ilias "
470 = "Now go, oh brave Luka.@"  
471 = "Any monster who cheats deserves to be hung by their own intestines."
472 = "name, "
473 = "se,1,asioto4,loop "
474 = "Without a second thought, I took off like a bat out of hell, sorry that I was even curious what'd happen if I got fifty evaluations."
475 = "..."
476 = "sp,1,iriasu_st01,0,0,10,500 "
477 = "name,Ilias "
478 = "...So now you know what REALLY happened when Luka got his first fifty evaluations."
479 = "But in the end, the powers that be decided that H-Scene didn't fit in with the others.  So they opted for me giving Luka a hand job instead.  Always fun, too."
480 = "sp,1,iriasu_st13,0,0,10,500 "
481 = "But the moral of the story is; even when I'm drunk and passed out, I'm more of a woman than of any of those mutant skeezes you've been catting around with."
482 = "Even Luka was willing to admit it, which is all I wanted to hear in the first place."
483 = "So every time you hit that surrender or request button, what you're telling me is, you think you're too good for the pleasures of Heaven."
484 = "sp,1,iriasu_st01,0,0,10,500 "
485 = "But believe it or not, I'm willing to let it all slide.  Despite all my complaining, I know you'll emerge triumphant in the end."
486 = "I can't begrudge you simply because you're not perfect.  Besides, I'm not so petty that I get jealous or angry over a few minor mistakes."
487 = "bgm_stop"
488 = "sp,1,iriasu_st12,0,0,10,500 "
489 = "bgm,boss4,loop "
490 = "...I get smite-y." 
491 = "sp_del,1,1,1 "
492 = "se,2,reminanationalanthem.ogg,loop"
493 = "bg,remina.bmp,10,3000 "
494 = "Next time you feel like hurting me, remember, I'm ALWAYS watching YOU.  Even in the configuration screen."
495 = "Know that I am with you ALWAYS.  Yes.  To the end of time."
496 = "Just like I was for Remina. @"
497 = "And like Heinrich before you."
498 = "I love you as much as I loved them. @"
499 = "After all, a good mother never abandons her children.  Even if they abandon her."
500 = "That's why no matter how defective you are, I'll always be there to lead you back onto the path to redemption."
501 = "It's what I do best."
502 = "I'll be waiting for you.  In the paradise we will share for all eternity.  The place where you'll be forgiven."
503 = "Until then...Remember who created you.  Who blessed you.  Who protected you.  Who LOVES you, even now.  And be grateful for my forgiveness."
504 = "My precious children..."
505 = "...I love you all so much..."
506 = "name, "
507 = "bg,black,10,3000 "
508 = "... "
509 = "se_stop,2"
510 = "Thanks for tunin' in, folks!  And pleasant dreams!"
511 = "Scenario by: Viper 121 "
512 = "Disclaimer: No slime girls, slug girls, goblins, harpies, leech girls, or kitsunes were harmed in the making of this scenario.  Neither were zombies, fairies, lamp genies or suck vores."
513 = "However, Ilias really did empty her septic tank in that Slime Girl's pond.  And she got in a drunk barfight with Tamamo. But she made bail on both counts."
514 = "bgm_stop"
515 = "end"